blah. feel like crap.

Everything I have I owe to this job. This stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.
#i hope ryan hasn’t regretted this in five years #because no one is right for him like kelly is right for him #they’re going to have children named beyonce jennifer aniston howard #and they’ll be the world’s worst parents #and kelly is entering their daughter in child pageants #and ryan is getting into it #despite himself #like kelly’s been really good about coaching little beyonce (wow he seriously lost on the name thing because he wanted to name her ezra) #ryan thinks beyonce can beat all the other kids #she’s clearly the cutest kid there #and she SINGS beyonce songs #come on now #it’s not even a contest (via maladyofthequotidion)



