beardsandthebard replied to your post

well I love you. Feel better friend!

:( make room for me i’m coming to stay

THIS IS THE GREATEST MESSAGE LIV

So proud of you!

beardsandthebard replied to your link: http://cookiesnackhouse.tumblr.com/ I’m pretty…

just make your food blog already

DON’T RUSH ME

beardsandthebard:

Oh God OH MY GOD. 

You flipped a shit. What happened. Didn’t Paula and I poke you and you just sprawled out in the hallway and went “its happening” and you didn’t even know what was “happening”

And “YOU HAVE SIDEWALKS HERE?”
Because my side of our town was too ghetto for sidewalks. They don’t have money for that shit. 

I DID. I WAS GETTING ATTACKED, THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED!!! I think it was Paula and You. Friggen jerks. WHY DID I SAY THAT THO

HAHAHAHAH that was too good. First time you came over my house awwww

beardsandthebard:

nicestrokepam:

 

I JUST POKED MYSELF IN THE EYE WHILE LAUGHING

BUT WOW WE ARE OBSESSED WITH ANIMALS

PEOPLE PROBABLY THINK WE’RE FUCKING IDIOTS. 

I promise we’re both moderately intelligent human beings. 
The fucking kicker is I know if we were having this conversation in person we’d be fucking dying right now. and I bet we’d both be going “don’t look at me” because you fucking know we can’t even look at each other laughing without laughing. 

WELL WE CAN BE. Most times. We do actually have intelligent conversations sometimes. SOMETIMES. 

HAHAHAH DON’T LOOK AT ME! I can picture it. Ahhh memories.

OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF “IT’S HAPPENING!!!” Damn that was in senor year. Crazy shit.

beardsandthebard:

nicestrokepam:

TECHNICALLY LIV WE’RE EVEN I SAID THAT BUT YOU SAID MOOSEDEER

REMEMBER HOW WE LAUGHED FOR LIKE DAYS?

Y E A H

I MEANT A CARIBOU! 
But I couldn’t think of the word. Moosedeer seemed most accurate. 

FUCK I’M LIKE CRYING RIGHT NOW I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. 
BUT YOU SAID THE THING ABOUT THE GORILLAS. 

I JUST POKED MYSELF IN THE EYE WHILE LAUGHING

BUT WOW WE ARE OBSESSED WITH ANIMALS

TECHNICALLY LIV WE’RE EVEN I SAID THAT BUT YOU SAID MOOSEDEER

REMEMBER HOW WE LAUGHED FOR LIKE DAYS?

Y E A H

AT LEAST I DIDN’T SAY MOOSEDEER 

COUGHCOUGHTHATWASYOU

And the nickname you gave him to make fun of him, is Doobs.

beardsandthebard replied to your post: my favorite office cold open? HARVEY

me love yoy long time.

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Boobs.

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me lobe yoy long tim

Yoy should bring long tim in.

I LOVE YOU ALL.

beardsandthebard replied to your post: I leave the best voicemails. They’re always rude…

I just checked my phone to see if you called because I feel like I always get angry voicemails from you.

I’ll leave you one tomorrow. I’ll make it ten minutes long on purpose.

did you read my mind and somehow know i was feeling shitty tonight? you da best