“Bic, the pen company, have a new line of pens called, “Bic: for her”. This is totally real. They’re pens just for ladies.

They come in both lady colors, pink and purple. And they’re just like regular pens, except they’re pink, so they cost twice as much… That is absolutely true.

I was reading the back of the pack— well, i had a man read the back of the package to me, and it said it’s, “designed to fit a woman’s hand”. What does that mean? So when we’re taking down dictation from our bosses, we’ll feel comfortable, and forget we’re not getting paid as much? I don’t know.” (x)

afraidtobelieve-:

“Well we’re talking with Elaine Benes; Adult film star on the set of her new picture “Elaine does the Upper West Side”

mischiefmanagement:

“I’m the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch them get dashed to pieces than wisely keep my expectations at bay and hope they are exceeded. This quality has made me a needy and theatrical friend, but has given me a spectacularly dramatic emotional life.”

gifmethat:

What is a subtle way to say “I would give you a blow job”?

4/100 ; AMY POEHLER

women-of-snl:

Women of Saturday Night Live - Amy Poehler

“I’ve never watched old repeats of Saturday Night Live because I can’t bear it. I mean reruns of older seasons of stuff, because if the scene’s funny I’m jealous that I didn’t think of it. It’s too intimidating. I just can’t compare myself. I love it so much I can’t even watch it.”

Amy Poehler on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on May 2, 2012