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“A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane, and ill-advised, and the whole species’ existence counts on them doing it. I don’t know how women still go out with guys when you consider that there’s no greater threat to women than men. We’re the number one threat to women! Globally and historically, we’re the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women, we’re the worst thing that ever happens to them. If you’re a guy, try to imagine that you could only date a half-bear, half-lion, like, “Ugh, I hope this one’s nice.” — Louis C.K. (via unignorable)

80-81/100 photos of noel fielding

I will entertain anything; it doesn’t matter. You know, it’s not obviously about the price, it’s not about who, it’s kind of about when and what. It’s material, that’s all. -Tom Hanks

You gave me hope and then you took it away. That’s enough to make anyone dangerous.

Skylar Astin at ‘Pitch Perfect’ L.A. premiere (24/09/12)

“I laughed and I cried”

9 caps of Ryan 

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Doctor Who Cast playing SKULL Game on BBC America’s NERDIST (X)