Oh god you’re a mess
beardsandthebard replied to your post: LOL it’s funny how i flirt with multiple people on…
ur too fly for them. fly away and be free.
When asked what his favorite professional life achievement was, Dick Van Dyke responded: “That I made ‘em smile. And I think that’s asking enough.”
I meant rode.
Also I live on the side of a fucking mountain.
how the fuck is me riding down the side of a mountain in a wheelbarrow not a thrilling story. asshat.
FINE now that i think of where you live and all it makes it .02% more interesting
just kidding i’m t busy laughing at asshat
Brad Williams (Happy Endings)“I’m all charm, baby. I’m Lance Charmstrong.”
Publishing this for reasons.
In my experience, you will truly serve only what you love. Because service is love made visible. If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself, and you will have only yourself. So, no winning. Instead, try to love others, and serve others and hopefully find those who will love and serve you in return.
Happy Birthday, Sir Dr. Stephen T. Mos Def Colbert, D.F.A.!