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beardsandthebard said: remember that one fourth of july that i was looking up and got firework ash in my eye and we had to go to the hospital at 3am and they put that glow in the dark stuff in my eye? And we were so tired we couldn't remember what the word discharge meant when they were going to let me go and so we started laughing hysterically until that mean nurse told us to shut up? Good times.

god bless america

#mudbloodwhovian #good times!
beardsandthebard said: Have you fucking started Sherlock yet?! Get your shit together?! This isn't the minor leagues anymore. OUR FUCKING FRIENDSHIP DEPENDS ON THIS! YOU'RE KILLING ME, SMALLS!

#mudbloodwhovian #ben leslie and ann judge you
#liv you're jermaine #i'm bret #okay? #mudbloodwhovian #wait didn't we decide that a while ago #i feel like we did #flight of the conchords #q
#himym #I DRANK ALL FIVE BITCH #hey liv look it's your fav character #mudbloodwhovian #ha tagged you in thisssss #suck it
beardsandthebard said: My point being, Jenna, you are a hilarious mother fucker.

#mudbloodwhovian #i just wanted this published #LOVE YOU #MISS YOU #COME HOME
#hey liv look it's us #mudbloodwhovian
beardsandthebard said: Okay mustache Mashall and Mexican wrestler Ted.

I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Marshall is the big spoon, clearly.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Uh, play wrestling?
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Ted. No question.
what they order from take out: Mexican gets old, so they usually mix it up and get chinese. Chicken with broccoli, lo mein, chow mein.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Who tops and who bottoms.
who does most of the cleaning: They always seem to clean up after each other.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Iron Chef.
who controls the netflix queue: It’s a constant battle. Ted is big on deleting Marshall’s queue.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Marshall.
who leaves their stuff around: Marshall more than Ted.
who remembers to buy the milk: That’s Ted’s job always.
who remembers anniversaries: Marshall remembers the small stuff, Ted takes care of the big ones.

#mudbloodwhovian #i hope you're happy #love youuuuu #are they your OTP?
beardsandthebard said: I love how it says its going to be 96 where you are... and there is a nice little 77 right above my town.

#mudbloodwhovian #I LOVE YOU
Me: There is a cute guy at work. I think he's a stocker.
Jenna: HE'S A STALKER?! LIV!
Me: No, Jenna. He stocks the shelves... in the store.
Jenna: Oh shit. I was like Liv, you cannot date a stalker.
#mudbloodwhovian #we're on the phone so it makes sense
beardsandthebard said: You would ask your boss if they were on crack.

#mudbloodwhovian #of course i would it's ME we're talking about!
beardsandthebard said: NO WAIT I LOVE YOU! I TAKE IT BACK! BROS FOR LYFE?

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